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humanprotoform:

sgsari:

humanprotoform:

sgsari:

What.

*Stares at the food and toys, before grabbing a handful of burger with one hand and a toy with the other. She begins to talk with her mouth full of food.* 

We’re sorta’ family, right? I mean, we’re the same person, but it’ll probably get weird if I keep on calling you me and stuff. So…sisters, maybe?

*Doesn’t meet her older self’s eyes at that part- ‘same person’ or no, that was the most she’d let her guard down…ever, actually.*  

…Uh. Anyway, if you get a job, does that mean I have to go to school? Like, a real school? With other kids? And- wait. We get to go to a TOY STORE? 

Sisters sounds good to me! And yeah, school would probably be a thing. You just couldn’t do the blaster hands there, obviously. You could make some friends, that would be pretty cool.

And hell yeah you get to go to a toy store! We’ll get you some cool stuff. You deserve it.

Friends…you should get friends to! Just- you’ll have a job and stuff, so you’ll meet people, and they’ll have to be friends with you! You’re awesome! 

What kinda toys do you think I-we- should get? I don’t…these are really cool. *Waves cheap plastic Burger Bot toy.* Could we get some more of them?

*She shifts uncomfortably in her seat* I… don’t really do the whole “friend” thing. I’ve tried, I just suck at it. But! You’re younger so I think you’ll do fine. And yeah, we can get whatever you want. Just say the word when you’re ready.

*Sari forces a pretty genuine looking smile at the young girl, as she tries to shift the topic away from herself and focus on the positive for once. This kid isn’t going to end up like her. She’s going to have everything she ever wants. She’s going to have friends, fun, birthday parties, the works. That’s all that matters now.*

What.

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What.

*Employees start bringing out trays of different food, and kid’s meal toys to the table*

Huh, yeah, I guess it would be best if we stayed together, huh? Yeah, cats are pretty nice. They can be dicks, but they’re okay. I don’t really have a place of my own, I kinda just wander. But I could settle down, I guess. This place is pretty nice, nothing like back home. 

*She grabs a handful of fries and shoves them in her mouth*

I’m probably gonna need a job. Man. I don’t even know what I’d be good at…

*She thinks for a moment about just sticking with her usual routine, stealing what she wants, but no, she wants her younger self to have a real life. She wants to give her the life she dreamed of.*

So yeah, I’ll start looking for a job. Get us an apartment or something. After we leave here we should head over to the toy store, it’s pretty cool. The guy who runs it is a little weird, though.

*Stares at the food and toys, before grabbing a handful of burger with one hand and a toy with the other. She begins to talk with her mouth full of food.* 

We’re sorta’ family, right? I mean, we’re the same person, but it’ll probably get weird if I keep on calling you me and stuff. So…sisters, maybe?

*Doesn’t meet her older self’s eyes at that part- ‘same person’ or no, that was the most she’d let her guard down…ever, actually.*  

…Uh. Anyway, if you get a job, does that mean I have to go to school? Like, a real school? With other kids? And- wait. We get to go to a TOY STORE? 

Sisters sounds good to me! And yeah, school would probably be a thing. You just couldn’t do the blaster hands there, obviously. You could make some friends, that would be pretty cool.

And hell yeah you get to go to a toy store! We’ll get you some cool stuff. You deserve it.

What.

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sgsari:

humanprotoform:

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What.

*Follows her older self, listening to what she has to say* 

They just leave money lying around? Huh. Some people are stupid. *Looks at menu* Uh…I don’t…can we just get everything? I am SO hungry right now- even the Terrordrome foods starting to sound good. Ugh. 

*Nervously* Ha.. yeah, they do. They just drop it sometimes…

Everything? Uh, hmm. Yeah, we can do that. Probably… can’t go to the drivethrough window… I’m kinda not a car. So uh, yeah. Lets just go in. 

*She guides her inside, and pulls a rolled up wad of “found” cash out of her pocket and drops it on the counter*

Yeah. Hi. We want everything. Just bring stuff to our table. Oh. And a bunch of whatever toys you got here. 

*She turns back to her younger self*

We gotta figure out what we’re gonna do with you. You’re gonna need a place to stay. You deserve a nice home. Maybe some pets. 

*Follows her older self, happily oblivious to what “found” cash meant. Not that she would care much even if she did know.* 

Toys? I’m gonna get a toy? F-for real? *Smiles* Ohmygosh- this is so great! And, uh. I…guess I’ll go with whatever you want to do? I mean, you’re me, so it’s not like we’re gonna have very different ideas or anything. And you’re older and stuff.
*Walks over to an empty table, and sits down.* 
A pet? A pet would be so great! Maybe a dog, or…*Frowns, remembering Sparkplug.* …No, not a dog. Maybe a cat? Cat’s are nice, right?

*Employees start bringing out trays of different food, and kid’s meal toys to the table*

Huh, yeah, I guess it would be best if we stayed together, huh? Yeah, cats are pretty nice. They can be dicks, but they’re okay. I don’t really have a place of my own, I kinda just wander. But I could settle down, I guess. This place is pretty nice, nothing like back home. 

*She grabs a handful of fries and shoves them in her mouth*

I’m probably gonna need a job. Man. I don’t even know what I’d be good at…

*She thinks for a moment about just sticking with her usual routine, stealing what she wants, but no, she wants her younger self to have a real life. She wants to give her the life she dreamed of.*

So yeah, I’ll start looking for a job. Get us an apartment or something. After we leave here we should head over to the toy store, it’s pretty cool. The guy who runs it is a little weird, though.

What.

humanprotoform:

sgsari:

humanprotoform:

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What.

*Looks down the street at Burger Bot* 

Do you have to pay for it? Because I don’t have any money. Unless you have money. …Where do you get money, anyway? I mean, Dad has a ton of it ‘cause he owns everything and stuff…but where does everyone else get it?

*Talking as she walks towards their destination*

Most people get money by doing stuff, like, the people at this burger place, they cook the food, they sell the food, they get money from the people who own the shop. I don’t do that, I just… uh, find it. Sometimes people you know, drop it, and… I pick it up. 

*She points at the menu* So, what’ll it be?

*Follows her older self, listening to what she has to say* 

They just leave money lying around? Huh. Some people are stupid. *Looks at menu* Uh…I don’t…can we just get everything? I am SO hungry right now- even the Terrordrome foods starting to sound good. Ugh. 

*Nervously* Ha.. yeah, they do. They just drop it sometimes…

Everything? Uh, hmm. Yeah, we can do that. Probably… can’t go to the drivethrough window… I’m kinda not a car. So uh, yeah. Lets just go in. 

*She guides her inside, and pulls a rolled up wad of “found” cash out of her pocket and drops it on the counter*

Yeah. Hi. We want everything. Just bring stuff to our table. Oh. And a bunch of whatever toys you got here. 

*She turns back to her younger self*

We gotta figure out what we’re gonna do with you. You’re gonna need a place to stay. You deserve a nice home. Maybe some pets. 

What.

humanprotoform:

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Really? Awesome! I mean- wait. You can actually eat until you puke? That’s actually a thing? 

Yeah! It’s pretty awesome. Let’s go. It’s right over there.

*She points down the street at the burger bot*

These places are pretty great. You just tell a robot outside what you want, and it gives it to you. Well, you’re supposed to-no, I mean, you do pay for it first, but…. ANYWAYS, they didnt have anything like this in our universe. You’re gonna love it here.

*Looks down the street at Burger Bot* 

Do you have to pay for it? Because I don’t have any money. Unless you have money. …Where do you get money, anyway? I mean, Dad has a ton of it ‘cause he owns everything and stuff…but where does everyone else get it?

*Talking as she walks towards their destination*

Most people get money by doing stuff, like, the people at this burger place, they cook the food, they sell the food, they get money from the people who own the shop. I don’t do that, I just… uh, find it. Sometimes people you know, drop it, and… I pick it up. 

*She points at the menu* So, what’ll it be?

What.

humanprotoform:

sgsari:

humanprotoform:

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What.

Yeah. That happened. 

And, uh. What do I want to do? I don’t really…I saw a guy with a burger a little while ago. So I guess I want some of those? I mean, I’m starving right now.

Oh! Food! Yeah, the food here is way better than what we got at the terrordrome. A burger bot isn’t too far away. Hell yeah, we’re gonna eat til we puke. It’s gonna be great.

Really? Awesome! I mean- wait. You can actually eat until you puke? That’s actually a thing? 

Yeah! It’s pretty awesome. Let’s go. It’s right over there.

*She points down the street at the burger bot* 

These places are pretty great. You just tell a robot outside what you want, and it gives it to you. Well, you’re supposed to-no, I mean, you do pay for it first, but…. ANYWAYS, they didnt have anything like this in our universe. You’re gonna love it here.

What.

humanprotoform:

sgsari:

humanprotoform:

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What.

*She flinches away from the touch at first, before relaxing.* 
I hate him. I hate him so much. What the fuck did we even DO to- to deserve this shit? To deserve HIM?! I…I just… 
*She looks down at her hands. Frowning, she unfolds them into her palm blasters* 
You really think I-we-could ever be normal? Even with *waves hands* this? ‘Cause the last time I checked most ‘normal’ girls weren’t…whatever we are. 

Oh. That already happened, huh… 

Being normal isn’t gonna be easy with the robot blaster hands and everything, but you can do it if you really want to. You just don’t use the blaster hands unless you really really have to. 

… Enough about this sad stuff. You’re FREE. What do you want to do? 

Yeah. That happened. 

And, uh. What do I want to do? I don’t really…I saw a guy with a burger a little while ago. So I guess I want some of those? I mean, I’m starving right now.

Oh! Food! Yeah, the food here is way better than what we got at the terrordrome. A burger bot isn’t too far away. Hell yeah, we’re gonna eat til we puke. It’s gonna be great.

Hey, Sari! Way to go!!!! Show that asshole who's the boss!!!! BTW, does this other Sari that you found, have the same hair do, minus the allspark fragments? Does the color of her clothes are the same as yours or like the regular Sari? Say hi to her!

You could just, you know, look.

The miniskirt and top. Little kids don't need to see that.
Anonymous

Seriously?

She’s me. I’m her. Who the fuck cares if she sees her own legs. And the top? Holy shit! Girls grow boobs!? I bet she never imagined that would happen! 

She may not be forced to grow up super fast like I was, but she’s still gonna grow up someday. 

Now quit being stupid and go away.

Shouldn't you cover yourself up around your younger self?
Anonymous

humanprotoform:

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Oh no. You’re right. She’ll be scarred for life seeing that far off in the future she’ll still have a belly button. Oh what a tragedy. Her fragile little mind. How ever will she handle this?

I have a belly button, and super cool clothes? The horror. You should be ashamed, me.

I am deeply ashamed. I have corrupted your pure and innocent mind beyond repair.