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*Snatches the bag, just as happy as her ‘sister’. Grabs hold of the offered hand.* I- this is actually happening! Everything going to be…be so great from now on! Really, actually great! *She laughs, but the sound is cut off when the little girl flickers.*

W-what? What’s going- *Flickers again, and for a few seconds there’s a different little girl standing there, with red hair and a dress of different colors. When she reappears, her happy expression has been traded off for one of pure panic.* NO! I’M NOT GOING BACK! YOU CAN’T MAKE ME GO BA-! 

*She flickers one last time,and there’s a sound like glass shattering. Where she used to be, the Sari with red hair is looking around the city with obvious relief. Her dress is torn and dirty, and one of her pigtails is loose, but besides that she isn’t any worse for wear.*

…I’m…home? YES! 

*She panics as she watches the girl flicker away, and reaches out to hug her, but stops when she sees the red-headed child appear in front of her. Her lower lip trembles.*

Wha… where? No, no, NO! Where is she!? WHAT DID YOU DO!?

*She reaches out and shakes the kid by her shoulders*

GIVE HER BACK!

*Yelps, and attempts to shake herself free. Who is this lady, and what did she think she did?*

I don’t know what you’re talking about- I didn’t do ANYTHING! Now let me go, or- or- I’ll do something!

*She shoves the girl away from her and stands up straight.* 

Where is she? Tell me right now, or I’ll do something. I’m not joking around, brat. Tell me where she is or give her back. I won’t say it again.

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Alright! Let’s go! *Happily scoops up the burger bot toys into a bag and hands it to her younger self. She doesn’t bother doing anything with the leftover food, instead she just guides her ‘sister’ out the door, reaching out to hold her hand*

The toy store isn’t too far away. We’ll get you some cool stuff, then find somewhere to settle down for the night. Hotel or something, get you a nice big bed. Then we’ll start figuring everything else out tomorrow. 

*Snatches the bag, just as happy as her ‘sister’. Grabs hold of the offered hand.* I- this is actually happening! Everything going to be…be so great from now on! Really, actually great! *She laughs, but the sound is cut off when the little girl flickers.*

W-what? What’s going- *Flickers again, and for a few seconds there’s a different little girl standing there, with red hair and a dress of different colors. When she reappears, her happy expression has been traded off for one of pure panic.* NO! I’M NOT GOING BACK! YOU CAN’T MAKE ME GO BA-! 

*She flickers one last time,and there’s a sound like glass shattering. Where she used to be, the Sari with red hair is looking around the city with obvious relief. Her dress is torn and dirty, and one of her pigtails is loose, but besides that she isn’t any worse for wear.*

…I’m…home? YES! 

*She panics as she watches the girl flicker away, and reaches out to hug her, but stops when she sees the red-headed child appear in front of her. Her lower lip trembles.*

Wha… where? No, no, NO! Where is she!? WHAT DID YOU DO!?

*She reaches out and shakes the kid by her shoulders*

GIVE HER BACK!

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Friends…you should get friends to! Just- you’ll have a job and stuff, so you’ll meet people, and they’ll have to be friends with you! You’re awesome! 

What kinda toys do you think I-we- should get? I don’t…these are really cool. *Waves cheap plastic Burger Bot toy.* Could we get some more of them?

*She shifts uncomfortably in her seat* I… don’t really do the whole “friend” thing. I’ve tried, I just suck at it. But! You’re younger so I think you’ll do fine. And yeah, we can get whatever you want. Just say the word when you’re ready.

*She frowns, but doesn’t push it. Her ‘sister’ is her, sort of, and if she ever manages to make a friend she’s certain that her ‘sister’ will too.*

Awesome! Just give me a minute. *Jams several mouthfuls of the food in front of her into her mouth, inhaling as much as possible.* Mmmph, mmphh, mmmph! *Swallows.* I’m good!

Alright! Let’s go! *Happily scoops up the burger bot toys into a bag and hands it to her younger self. She doesn’t bother doing anything with the leftover food, instead she just guides her ‘sister’ out the door, reaching out to hold her hand*

The toy store isn’t too far away. We’ll get you some cool stuff, then find somewhere to settle down for the night. Hotel or something, get you a nice big bed. Then we’ll start figuring everything else out tomorrow. 

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*Stares at the food and toys, before grabbing a handful of burger with one hand and a toy with the other. She begins to talk with her mouth full of food.* 

We’re sorta’ family, right? I mean, we’re the same person, but it’ll probably get weird if I keep on calling you me and stuff. So…sisters, maybe?

*Doesn’t meet her older self’s eyes at that part- ‘same person’ or no, that was the most she’d let her guard down…ever, actually.*  

…Uh. Anyway, if you get a job, does that mean I have to go to school? Like, a real school? With other kids? And- wait. We get to go to a TOY STORE? 

Sisters sounds good to me! And yeah, school would probably be a thing. You just couldn’t do the blaster hands there, obviously. You could make some friends, that would be pretty cool.

And hell yeah you get to go to a toy store! We’ll get you some cool stuff. You deserve it.

Friends…you should get friends to! Just- you’ll have a job and stuff, so you’ll meet people, and they’ll have to be friends with you! You’re awesome! 

What kinda toys do you think I-we- should get? I don’t…these are really cool. *Waves cheap plastic Burger Bot toy.* Could we get some more of them?

*She shifts uncomfortably in her seat* I… don’t really do the whole “friend” thing. I’ve tried, I just suck at it. But! You’re younger so I think you’ll do fine. And yeah, we can get whatever you want. Just say the word when you’re ready.

*Sari forces a pretty genuine looking smile at the young girl, as she tries to shift the topic away from herself and focus on the positive for once. This kid isn’t going to end up like her. She’s going to have everything she ever wants. She’s going to have friends, fun, birthday parties, the works. That’s all that matters now.*

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*Employees start bringing out trays of different food, and kid’s meal toys to the table*

Huh, yeah, I guess it would be best if we stayed together, huh? Yeah, cats are pretty nice. They can be dicks, but they’re okay. I don’t really have a place of my own, I kinda just wander. But I could settle down, I guess. This place is pretty nice, nothing like back home. 

*She grabs a handful of fries and shoves them in her mouth*

I’m probably gonna need a job. Man. I don’t even know what I’d be good at…

*She thinks for a moment about just sticking with her usual routine, stealing what she wants, but no, she wants her younger self to have a real life. She wants to give her the life she dreamed of.*

So yeah, I’ll start looking for a job. Get us an apartment or something. After we leave here we should head over to the toy store, it’s pretty cool. The guy who runs it is a little weird, though.

*Stares at the food and toys, before grabbing a handful of burger with one hand and a toy with the other. She begins to talk with her mouth full of food.* 

We’re sorta’ family, right? I mean, we’re the same person, but it’ll probably get weird if I keep on calling you me and stuff. So…sisters, maybe?

*Doesn’t meet her older self’s eyes at that part- ‘same person’ or no, that was the most she’d let her guard down…ever, actually.*  

…Uh. Anyway, if you get a job, does that mean I have to go to school? Like, a real school? With other kids? And- wait. We get to go to a TOY STORE? 

Sisters sounds good to me! And yeah, school would probably be a thing. You just couldn’t do the blaster hands there, obviously. You could make some friends, that would be pretty cool.

And hell yeah you get to go to a toy store! We’ll get you some cool stuff. You deserve it.

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*Follows her older self, listening to what she has to say* 

They just leave money lying around? Huh. Some people are stupid. *Looks at menu* Uh…I don’t…can we just get everything? I am SO hungry right now- even the Terrordrome foods starting to sound good. Ugh. 

*Nervously* Ha.. yeah, they do. They just drop it sometimes…

Everything? Uh, hmm. Yeah, we can do that. Probably… can’t go to the drivethrough window… I’m kinda not a car. So uh, yeah. Lets just go in. 

*She guides her inside, and pulls a rolled up wad of “found” cash out of her pocket and drops it on the counter*

Yeah. Hi. We want everything. Just bring stuff to our table. Oh. And a bunch of whatever toys you got here. 

*She turns back to her younger self*

We gotta figure out what we’re gonna do with you. You’re gonna need a place to stay. You deserve a nice home. Maybe some pets. 

*Follows her older self, happily oblivious to what “found” cash meant. Not that she would care much even if she did know.* 

Toys? I’m gonna get a toy? F-for real? *Smiles* Ohmygosh- this is so great! And, uh. I…guess I’ll go with whatever you want to do? I mean, you’re me, so it’s not like we’re gonna have very different ideas or anything. And you’re older and stuff.
*Walks over to an empty table, and sits down.* 
A pet? A pet would be so great! Maybe a dog, or…*Frowns, remembering Sparkplug.* …No, not a dog. Maybe a cat? Cat’s are nice, right?

*Employees start bringing out trays of different food, and kid’s meal toys to the table*

Huh, yeah, I guess it would be best if we stayed together, huh? Yeah, cats are pretty nice. They can be dicks, but they’re okay. I don’t really have a place of my own, I kinda just wander. But I could settle down, I guess. This place is pretty nice, nothing like back home. 

*She grabs a handful of fries and shoves them in her mouth*

I’m probably gonna need a job. Man. I don’t even know what I’d be good at…

*She thinks for a moment about just sticking with her usual routine, stealing what she wants, but no, she wants her younger self to have a real life. She wants to give her the life she dreamed of.*

So yeah, I’ll start looking for a job. Get us an apartment or something. After we leave here we should head over to the toy store, it’s pretty cool. The guy who runs it is a little weird, though.

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*Looks down the street at Burger Bot* 

Do you have to pay for it? Because I don’t have any money. Unless you have money. …Where do you get money, anyway? I mean, Dad has a ton of it ‘cause he owns everything and stuff…but where does everyone else get it?

*Talking as she walks towards their destination*

Most people get money by doing stuff, like, the people at this burger place, they cook the food, they sell the food, they get money from the people who own the shop. I don’t do that, I just… uh, find it. Sometimes people you know, drop it, and… I pick it up. 

*She points at the menu* So, what’ll it be?

*Follows her older self, listening to what she has to say* 

They just leave money lying around? Huh. Some people are stupid. *Looks at menu* Uh…I don’t…can we just get everything? I am SO hungry right now- even the Terrordrome foods starting to sound good. Ugh. 

*Nervously* Ha.. yeah, they do. They just drop it sometimes…

Everything? Uh, hmm. Yeah, we can do that. Probably… can’t go to the drivethrough window… I’m kinda not a car. So uh, yeah. Lets just go in. 

*She guides her inside, and pulls a rolled up wad of “found” cash out of her pocket and drops it on the counter*

Yeah. Hi. We want everything. Just bring stuff to our table. Oh. And a bunch of whatever toys you got here. 

*She turns back to her younger self*

We gotta figure out what we’re gonna do with you. You’re gonna need a place to stay. You deserve a nice home. Maybe some pets. 

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Really? Awesome! I mean- wait. You can actually eat until you puke? That’s actually a thing? 

Yeah! It’s pretty awesome. Let’s go. It’s right over there.

*She points down the street at the burger bot*

These places are pretty great. You just tell a robot outside what you want, and it gives it to you. Well, you’re supposed to-no, I mean, you do pay for it first, but…. ANYWAYS, they didnt have anything like this in our universe. You’re gonna love it here.

*Looks down the street at Burger Bot* 

Do you have to pay for it? Because I don’t have any money. Unless you have money. …Where do you get money, anyway? I mean, Dad has a ton of it ‘cause he owns everything and stuff…but where does everyone else get it?

*Talking as she walks towards their destination*

Most people get money by doing stuff, like, the people at this burger place, they cook the food, they sell the food, they get money from the people who own the shop. I don’t do that, I just… uh, find it. Sometimes people you know, drop it, and… I pick it up. 

*She points at the menu* So, what’ll it be?

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Yeah. That happened. 

And, uh. What do I want to do? I don’t really…I saw a guy with a burger a little while ago. So I guess I want some of those? I mean, I’m starving right now.

Oh! Food! Yeah, the food here is way better than what we got at the terrordrome. A burger bot isn’t too far away. Hell yeah, we’re gonna eat til we puke. It’s gonna be great.

Really? Awesome! I mean- wait. You can actually eat until you puke? That’s actually a thing? 

Yeah! It’s pretty awesome. Let’s go. It’s right over there.

*She points down the street at the burger bot* 

These places are pretty great. You just tell a robot outside what you want, and it gives it to you. Well, you’re supposed to-no, I mean, you do pay for it first, but…. ANYWAYS, they didnt have anything like this in our universe. You’re gonna love it here.