SG Sari's page of stuff
not a question but I am your #1 fan
Anonymous

…ok

IF i told you hat i had a way to free you from your electronic collar... what would you do to me if i said no
Anonymous

I really don’t care, I break out of them all the time.

Besides your chainsaws, what other weapons do you have?
Anonymous

My head.

also I got a hammer and I can turn my hands into blasters.

Why don't robots have Primus where you come from, why are you godless heathenes, omg, your going to hell and you will burn in the fire forever for not having a god, this is america, you have to have a god religon, what is wrong with you. oh my god, is your face on fire!?
Anonymous

… yes.

really you can
Anonymous

Absolutely

If you had to team up with a (non-SG) Decepticon, who would you choose?
Anonymous

I have to pick? Blitzwing or Spittor. They look fun.

can you barf raindows
Anonymous

YES.

are you crazy
Anonymous

You ask horrible questions.

We DO have a mom.

Despite what a certain mentally challenged Sari is saying here on tumblr, we DO have a mom, and our dads are married. Just because you people never saw her mentioned on TV doesn’t mean she doesn’t exist.

If you guys really wanna know stuff about the other, non-SG, less interesting Sari, ask the real one, here. Not the one that isn’t even aware it has a mom.

what wepons do u have
Anonymous

Come back when you can spell.